Well, maybe he does. It all depends on what your metaphysics professor tells you. If you have a donut, and then you smash the donut into a thousand pieces, is it still a donut?

Florida’s football team suffered a similar accident with its BCS championship trophy from the 2006 national title. Only this mistake was real. UF officials confirmed the $8,000 trophy was knocked off its pedestal and destroyed last week.

It may remain a mystery who actually destroyed the crystal football, which shattered after hitting the ground outside of
Urban Meyer’s office. UF already has contacted the company in Kentucky that makes the trophy for a replacement.

Hey, speaking of metaphysics and Florida, looks like the turtle still can’t beat the hare.

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