WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I too know absolutely nothing about hockey. Personally I feel the sport is a bit awkward with the way that the game play sort of lulls you to sleep and then BAM! Goal! Wha’ happened?

I did, many years ago, attend a ND hockey game in Ann Arbor. A few observations: Michigan (sucks!) Hockey is a very big deal in Michigan (sucks!). Michigan (sucks!) fans are extremely creative in their taunts of opposing goalies. It really is possible to score 7 goals against the other team in hockey. And you don’t get assaulted by empties at a Michigan (sucks!) hockey game like you do a Michigan (sucks!) football game just for wearing the opposition’s colors and cheering for the opposition. And for that, I salute you, Michigan (sucks!) hockey fans. You are clearly the cream of the crop.

Also, Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Roundup:

• It all sort of reminds you of how USA hockey brought an end to communism, doesn’t it?
• I might be able to outrun Percy Harvin… if I can just shave 2 seconds off of my 40 time.
• Already very sad, this could get really ugly. As in: George O’Leary might be out of a job again and someone’s gonna get sued, ugly.
• Sci-fi that will eventually find its way to football fields. You heard it here first.
• The Sun Times wins today’s “worst pun in a sub-headline” award, but it’s still worth a read.
• There’s Waldo.
• Vader is Luke’s Dad. The kid can see dead people, and Bruce Willis is dead. Verbal is Söze. Favre might not really be retired. One of these things is not like the other…

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