Monthly Archives: March 2008

This Is The Opposite of Cousin Eddie In Clark Griswold’s Living Room

That’s shocking! “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.” What’s the opposite of this quote? Because that’s what I’m feeling today, “learning” from mlive.com that, GASP!, … Continue reading

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HLS Bracketitis: The Recurrence!

Knows a things or two about things that end in “itis.” The HLS March Madness Bracketitis is back! And this time it’s raging! That’s right friends, it’s the best time of the off-season: A time when something nearly suffices to … Continue reading

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Friday Roundup: The “It’s All About Bob” Edition

There’s not much going on in the College Football World, so I thought I’d just make this roundup all about Bob Costas because it seems like Bob’s feeling a little threatened by sports bloggers. He doesn’t understand them. He thinks … Continue reading

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Weekly Hoops Post

Okay, maybe it’s been two weeks.  But this is important! Luke Harangody was named Big East Playa of the Year. Simply fantastic for a guy who wavered on accepting his ND scholarship because he wasn’t sure if he could be … Continue reading

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Michigan Joins Modern Age: Big House Finally Welcomes the Disabled

Yeah, so, Michigan had to be sued to agree to improve access to the Widdle House for disabled and handicapped patrons, but they did so. It’s pretty sad that the paralyzed veterans group and the US Department of Justice had … Continue reading

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The U: A Great Place to Take…Ummm, Some Classes…Which ones? I Don’t KNOW.

This is Miami education at its finest. ESPN did a little article on frosh enrolling early, fine.  They decided to profile and interview a few of the new early admits at The U (sup Donna Shananananan-hey-hey-goodbye?), including all-universe recruit Marcus … Continue reading

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More on Ray Ray…

EDSBS went all big-time on the blogging world and actually contacted the journalist that first covered this story of Ray Ray losing his schollie because Clemson/Tommy Bowden are evil. They also got contacted by an enraged reader with a response … Continue reading

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Satan to Tommy Bowden: Geez, Dude. That’s Pretty Harsh

You’ve already heard about this everywhere, but there are times when people do things so horrible, that every “outlet,” be it a member of the mainstream media or just a modest blog like ours must plant the sword of righteousness … Continue reading

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Friday Roundup: The “POTUS Candidates as Offensive Coordinators” Edition

In determining which of these three candidates would make the best Commander in Chief, or, rather, which of these three candidates should “make the call” during this nation’s most crucial moments, I’ve tried to imagine them as offensive coordinators. I … Continue reading

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Hot Pocket!

During my time at Notre Dame, the South Dining Hall’s kitchens were closed for renovation. Note that I wrote “kitchens.” That’s because the dining halls themselves were not closed. They were just left opened to provide students who didn’t want … Continue reading

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