Terrelle Pryor: A More Dramatic Jesus Shuttlesworth?

The whole Terrelle Pryor recruiting saga has reached the level of absurd. Rumors abound on a nearly daily basis. I've taken to ignoring most of them because, well, I think he's going to be a massive flame-out in one way or another and he's not going to Notre Dame. Still, this rumor is interesting only because this is an incredibly boring day in College Football.

The story is that during chapter at Tri Delt, they allegedly gave one of their young ladies an award because she allegedly had sex with Terrelle Pryor when he came [to Michigan] on his recruiting trip. Well, I'll just let them explain:

"Every week at chapter, someone gets the Outstanding Tridelt of the week award. This week it was given to one of the younger girls. One of our seniors asked what she did to win the award? Immediately, a group of girls started laughing and about 5 girls said at once "she slept with Pryor". But it is true... our chapter adviser was there, you could just ask her. Or you could just go looking for that paper plate award."

No wonder he doesn't want to buy the cow, he's getting the milk for free!

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