February 11, 2008

Florida State to Play Only 10 Games in 2008

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Florida State has released it’s 2008 schedule, shocking the college football world. The Seminoles have revealed that they’ve decided to play absolutely nobody until September 20th, 2008 - at least 2 full weeks after all other college football programs begin their seasons.

“Daggum bummfuzzled whotinanny wazoo,” said a huffalumped Bobby Bowden when asked about the new schedule. “Has anyone, I say, has anyone seen Charlie Ward? I need to talk to him about some new plays I got in mind for next week.”


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