If Elected We Will Not Serve…

vegetables. Nobody really likes vegetables. We will serve beef. USDA Prime beef. Not that un-American Kobe Beef for the wine-swilling Euro-trash set. Grain-fed, hormone-injected beef, just as God intended. Beef that goes along just swell with our All-American Beer. America, F Yeah!

A man who enjoyed the High Life.

The College Football Blog Awards are here!

Get a far better explanation than we could provide of what these are from EDSBS.

Then go here and nominate! We will not suggest who you should nominate. We will say that each of our nominations just happened to include a certain site that sounds a lot like “Fur Oil Guns.” Today we also did a lot of typing of the words “Blue” and “sky” and “Irish” and “table” and “Glory” and “hemorrhoid.”

Whoa. Over-share.