Lurch Staggering out of Difficult Position?
Word is Lurch may be picking up his rock and heading home. And by “home,” I mean “not home,” but UCLA. Because “home” would be Texas. Texarkana, Texas to be exact; so named because Arkanatex sounds like a pest-control company. Better to sound like a pet food company.
Ahem.
Rich Rodriguez’s tenure as the head football coach at the University of Michigan is only in its second day, but he may have already lost one of the Wolverines.
There is speculation out of Ann Arbor that freshman quarterback Ryan Mallett has decided to leave Michigan and will transfer to UCLA, according to a person close to the team.
The move would surprise absolutely nobody due to the fact that Lurch would fit the West Virginia Spread about as well as a square peg into a round hole. What is surprising is that Lurch recognized the square peg and identified the round hole. Score one for Texarkana kindergarten!
No word on whether Lurch prefers his Double-Double “monster style,” but I do.
Biscuit is standing by in the UCLA region, ready to take pictures during any sightings of Lurch, Bigfoot.
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