Michigan (sucks!) Gets Its Mercenary

domer.mq - 5:08 pm

Dear Michigan,

You suck. But we’ve covered that countless times. No doubt you understand you suck much like everyone’s fat cousin that always sits at the singles table at weddings is well aware that they will be alone for their entire lives. But at least those cousins have cats. Cats make fat, lonely people feel better. What do you have, Michigan?

You’ve got a new coach. For now, anyway. It took 26 days to find the guy. Care to guess what sort of multiple of 26 days will equal his tenure at Michigan (sucks!)? See, you just bought a coach that is the sort of person that could walk away from the position of Head Coach, Football for his alma mater (a D1 school to boot) because of “an offer he couldn’t refuse.” What offer? 2.5 million a year? That’s not really top-tier pay. Heck, Saban makes 4, and he’s already looking around. Petrino makes nearly 3! So let’s say Richie Rich does really well in Ann Arbor. You gonna bounce that salary up to 3.5-4 next year? If not, who’s going to make Richie the next offer he can’t refuse?

I’m betting Rich is on his way to “bigger and better” things within 5 years. That, or he’s fired by then. He’ll either be hugely successful, and the pros will take notice, or, heck, some college program with looser purse strings will notice, or he’ll lose to ND and Ohio State so often that he’ll be burned in effigy by 2012.

Congratulations on that “A-List Hire.” I’m sure Ryan Mallet is already absorbing the new run-oriented playbook with vigor.

domer.mq
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