Given the fact that Donna Shala is still employed as president of the University of Miami, I suppose I shouldn’t be completely shocked by the news/rumor that Randy Shannon, the head coach of the Miami Football program, who was ostensibly expected to help clean up the program just as much as improve their win-loss record, will be cutting scholarship “student-athletes” from the football program.

Brody just passed along some wonderful news to me. From what Brody calls an extremely reliable source, we have learned that Miami has cut six scholarships of the students named below:

KIRBY
DALY
STEWART
C. JONES
FARR
MABRY

That’s just awesome. The Hurricane’s new slogan should be: “Miami Football: Come Play for Us Until We’ve No Use For You!” At least Michigan (sucks!) has the decency to try to be inconspicuous about it, letting guys just sort of flunk out, in a micro-Darwinism sort of way.

The face of integrity.

Oh, who am I kidding? Those Miami guys probably never went to class anyway. This will be the same as sitting the bench, but without the ban on firearms ownership.

(ht: EDSBS)

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