An Open Letter to Bob Kuechenberg
Bob,
You gigantic twit, you went and ruined a good thing. For years now Notre Dame Football fans have relished calling Boston College “Fredo.” But that’s all over now. And you’ve caused that. Because when rational people are presented with the option of calling one thing or another by a name, they must use the most fitting name for the most fitting thing. I’m explaining what rational people do, Bob, because I’m not sure you are rational yourself. And so now, while “Fredo,” fit so well with that ne’er-do-well, Boston College, you’ve forced us to rip that name-tag from BC’s chest and smack it down upon your forehead. You are such an embarrassment, Bob. Don’t you have some drinking to do or something? How have you found so much time to flap your mouth to the media, repeating, at best, rumor and innuendo about the program and Charlie Weis while there’s so much drinking to be done?
And how can you go around talking trash about Weis’ ability to coach if you can’t remember how well Weis did over his first two years out of a total of three years? You were there, Bob! You had season tickets in 2005! Do you even remember what you had for breakfast, Bob? What sort of fan can’t remember that much?
You speak of honor and what it means to be a “Notre Dame Man,” with the same apparent level of understanding that a Michigan football player speaks of algebra.
Do us all a favor, Bob. Forget Notre Dame, because we’re about ready forget about you. The clock’s coming up on 14:59, Bob, and then you can get back to wondering why everyone else on your Dolphins offensive line is in the Hall without you. Hell, I’m a Notre Dame Football addict, and I’d never heard of you until you started to run your mouth. Way to go Bob, you’ve entered the national consciousness on the same level as the cast of The View. Never step foot upon campus again, Bob. And if you can’t help yourself, just know that every time you look upon the Golden Dome, Mary’s back is turned to you. You took sides against the family, Fredo. That was unwise. You could have addressed all of these concerns and kept them in the family, but you just couldn’t help yourself, could you, Fredo?
Good bye, Fredo.
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Amen. Fuck that motherf-er.
From Wikipedia on The Kuch:It’s another chapter in the grumpy Kuechenberg story. It’s Kuechenberg. He gets up every year and complains about something. If it ain’t one thing, it’s another. He needs a hug and a hobby. It’s ridiculous.
Nice work - somebody needed to say it…
F that dude. Who the hell is he anyway? I just know him as someone that can get radio time, and uses it to bash Charlie.
Hey guys…a little insight on the matter. I know Kuenchenburg…and he’s far from being bitter and an idiot. He’s a smart, level headed guy. When all of us down here were drinking the “Saban Coolaid” just last year, Kuech spoke out loud about what a douche Saban was…and that he “ought to be impeached”. Oh, the South Florida Dolphin fans were aghast! Well…six short weeks later, Saban was (and is) Enemy Number One (Osama bin Saban). So, looks like Kuech was incredibly right on that one. Now, in the midst of a season just as embarrassing as our 0-10 Dolphins, Notre Dame fans are sticking up for their arrogant, clueless coach…and want to insult one of the all time great Notre Dame players and alumni. Nice!
I’ll admit that I was put off last year when Kuenchenburg came out against Saban. But, he was sage then…and now he has the balls to speak the truth again. Let’s meet at this site again next year…and see what all of you have to say about Coach Weis….and compare notes!
SoFloSportsFan,
When a blind squirrel keeps looking for a nut long enough, he’s going to find it.
Kuechenburg hasn’t met a complaint he hasn’t embraced in 30 years, or, at least, that’s what I’ve heard from friends that I trust. Then again, I’ve never met the guy. Kinda like Kuech has never met Weis.
Kuech doesn’t get to consider himself part of the ND family when he’s actively trying to hurt the program and embarrass the school. He’s got issues, then if he’s such a bigwig he should be able to find people in the program, at some level, to whom he can voice those opinions. He’s just attention grabbing.
Further, no matter the record in 2008, if Weis goes 0-12, that doesn’t justify what Kuech, uh, I mean, Fredo, has done.
So…the Fredo analagy…and crossing the family is a good one…at 1-9 you must be talking about his brothers Harpo, Groucho, and Chico. Nice family.
SoFloSportsFan,
Since you know Kuech, tell him if he doesn’t like this family, he can feel free to stop coming around when the times are good.
he is nothing ask him about his only grandson
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