Just as a refresher, here is a complete, all inclusive list of Notre Dame Football Rivals:

1. Southern Cal

And here’s a list of everyone that isn’t a rival. If you are not a rival, you shouldn’t feel bad. You also shouldn’t feel like we’re insulting you by saying you aren’t a rival. It’s not an attempt to disrespect you. It’s an attempt to fully appreciate and respect our rival. Anyway, here’s the list of non-rivals:

1. Everyone not named Southern Cal

The Roundup:

• A ND Student News Paper kid out-dweebed a BC Student News Paper kid, but at least he’s contrite.
• Booty, move your rear because your butt’s been kicked to the curb. Sanchez for Heisman!
• This is a rivalry game. For BC.
• I remember when “McDougal? Who the heck is that?” became “McDougal!“
• We should give Bemenderfer his own cooking show.
• Oh Wannstache, you sort of knew this was how things would go, didn’t you?
• Step 1) Admonish Coach. Step 2)… Step 3) Fire Coach!
• Hey, speaking of firing a coach, looks like Bruins Nation is doing all the work.
• Amen
• Tommy Kilborn, you are legend.

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