Monthly Archives: September 2007

Go Watch This Now

Legends of South Bend is quickly becoming a favorite stopping point on the complex system of tubes I like to call “The Place Where People Talk To Me.” They’ve got an awesome video interview with Lou Holtz up right now. … Continue reading

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The Gauntlet

   Freaking ghosts are everywhere! This is NOT an excuse.  Seriously.  We recognize and have recognized time and again how much improvement has been needed (and thank Touchdown Jesus that we’ve seen some recently).  We know it should be better.  … Continue reading

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Purdue: We’re So Boring We Invented this Drum. It didn’t work. And it’s a Fraud.

You know it’s pretty bad when everyone’s sitting around Purdue thinking, “What can we do to make this place more exciting?” and the answer comes back in a flash of brilliance, a bright blinding spot of igenuity and creativity… Let’s … Continue reading

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The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Week 4

Well, here’s at least one thing that’s interesting disturbing about Purdue. Notice we didn’t do a HLSTNHT-25 Week 3? No? Neither did we. OK USC LSU WVU Cal FL Texas Rutgers Oregon BC Ohio State Wisconsin Clemson Georgia Kentucky South … Continue reading

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Good Luck, Reuland

Unfathomably intelligent reader “Irish_Wertzy,” not to be confused with “Thai_Wertzy,” “Namibian_Wertzy,” or “Sam,” reminded me that back-up tight end Konrad Reuland has decided to transfer. By all accounts, Konrad never once missed a bus. Charlie Weis had a brief statement, … Continue reading

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D’oh. It’s Purdue Week. Thank God Heroes is Back.

It’s bad enough that ND is 0-4 this season.  It’s even worse to know that this is Purdue week – The Most Boring Week In College Football Blogging. If you guys hear anything that we should know and that we … Continue reading

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Another Postmortem: The “I Have Not Waved the White Towel” Edition

Not Quite Operational Nor will I. Those idiotic white towels that some corporate sponsor handed out to 75,000 fans yesterday in Notre Dame Stadium. BGS wanted us all to kill this idea because it was infinitely stupid for a bunch … Continue reading

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Measuring Progress: The Lego Duplo Edition

For the past few weeks, we’ve been trying to find signs of progress in the play of the Notre Dame Football Team. And, frankly, it hasn’t been a very encouraging endeavor. Getting blown out by Georgia Tech was rough. Getting … Continue reading

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HLS Expert Picks Week 4: This Time, We’re Gonna Get Something Right

“Insanity is doing the same thing [over and over] again and expecting a different result.” – Einstein, Football Savant Not a ton of time this week for blogging, so this will be quick. Expect the quality, however, to be on … Continue reading

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Friday Roundup: The “Open Letter To Zibby” Edition

Dear Zibby, It’s time.  You know it.  I know it.  This team needs an emotional lift.  You were put on this earth to provide. The action required is obvious; put someone in traction. And you know as well as I … Continue reading

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