It's bad enough that ND is 0-4 this season. It's even worse to know that this is Purdue week - The Most Boring Week In College Football Blogging.
If you guys hear anything that we should know and that we should let other ND fans know about Purdue, please feel free to e-mail us. We're digging. We really are, but Purdue is simply the most boring college football program in the nation, and it's hard to keep our attention on the task at hand. I got distracted by some pre-Algebra homework problems earlier when I was trying to pull some facts together about whoever their coach might be. I think he sells diabetes equipment or something.
This would be a vastly more interesting week if we'd dump Purdue from the schedule and take on a team like, say, ITT Technical Institute. Do they have a football team? I often wonder why kids go to play at Purdue. What, hate the difficulty of playing for a team that people might actually look up in the Sunday papers? Have a masochistic love of tedium?
Maybe we'll do a "look back" on what's happened in the last 4 weeks since, apparently, nothing much will be happening this week.
Whatever.
Hey, did you hear that a mime has died?
By Irish_Wertzy September 24, 2007 - 3:58 pm
Konrad Rueland is transferring. #4 TE on the depth chart with the #1 TE in the country coming in.
Best of luck to him!
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By MENDfan September 24, 2007 - 11:56 pm
Je parle comme la défense de dame de Notre peut arrêter la course.
-MM
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By Boilerbuzz September 25, 2007 - 11:19 am
Pre-Algebra is that an engineering course in domerland, we took that in 7th grade
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By domer.mq September 25, 2007 - 11:27 am
Oh good! A witty retort from a Purdue fan! Thank God. Maybe you can dish on why anyone would take the “best 4 years of your life” and spend them surrounded by the white noise that is Purdue.
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By Bad Kermit September 25, 2007 - 12:14 pm
That’s not so impressive, Boilerbuzz. You were 23 years old in 7th grade.
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By tiller chiller September 25, 2007 - 12:21 pm
Sorry to burst your bubble ND fans, but your defense could barely stop Purdue’s pass attack last year, so it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what will happen on the 29th.
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By Bring back Colletto September 25, 2007 - 1:17 pm
Tiller Chiller? Really? Four years at a state school can only produce enough creative force to come up with Tiller Chiller? I agree we’ll lose the game but if I were you I’d take a good hard look at Purdue (as a university) and seriously reconsider how I define the term “loser.”
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By Bad Kermit September 25, 2007 - 1:20 pm
it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what will happen on the 29th
Lucky for you, huh?
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By tiller chiller September 25, 2007 - 1:43 pm
The best you can do is make fun of my name?
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By domer.mq September 25, 2007 - 2:29 pm
tiller chiller,
that was the least interesting smack talk I’ve ever seen.
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By tiller chiller September 25, 2007 - 2:42 pm
0-8 nuff said
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By domer.mq September 25, 2007 - 3:24 pm
tiller chiller,
“0-8 nuff said” Who’s that refer to? Did ND play 4 games I haven’t heard about yet?
When I think of you, I think of a long, straight highway passing by nothing but cornfields. Forever.
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By The Biscuit September 25, 2007 - 4:17 pm
“Pre-Algebra is that an engineering course in domerland, we took that in 7th grade.” I love a guy that mocks the ‘smarts’ of others while typing a sentence that is both statement and question, as well as one devoid of punctuation. Awesome. By the way, I took ALGEBRA in SIXTH grade tool. And despite the fact that I’m technically a math nerd because of it, I am still 1/1000th the geek you are. Victory.
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By The Biscuit September 25, 2007 - 4:35 pm
Oh, and it’s a joke. Get it? Big drum is your claim to fame? Midwestern Nowheresville? No press beyond Indiana, ever, for any reason? This is something you Purdue guys should be complaining about more than we do. And we just do it for the fun of it.
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By Timugen September 26, 2007 - 5:47 am
The reason this week will be so “boring” is because the entire world already knows what the result of this game will be.
As for Purdue’s football program….well knock it while you can before they clobber us.
And I wouldn’t take pride in the fact that the national media “talks about” us, considering the nature of that conversation this year.
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By Bad Kermit September 26, 2007 - 7:00 pm
The best you can do is make fun of my name?
No. I made fun of your intelligence.
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By Adam September 28, 2007 - 1:01 am
“I think he sells diabetes equipment or something”
Thats the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
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By Loving It September 28, 2007 - 2:23 pm
Your team sucks. It will be 0-8. Please accept that.
Also please accept that over the last ten years, Purdue is 79-49; Notre Dame is 75-51.
This is not supposed to be interesting or entertaining. It is just fact.
Please return to your regularly scheduled whining and crying…
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By Boilerbuzz October 4, 2007 - 9:57 am
Wow, i can see that the stench of SB is getting into your brain
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By Boilerbuzz October 4, 2007 - 10:01 am
You have, without a doubt, the biggest dildo for a head coach in America. Good luck with that for the next 7 years!
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By domer.mq October 4, 2007 - 10:53 am
Boilerbuzz, just like a Purdue fan. So clever in your insults. It’s as though you people all insist on bringing knives to gunfights.
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By Bad Kermit October 4, 2007 - 3:30 pm
Aren’t bigger dildos supposed to be good? Boilerbuzz? Doesn’t that provide a more satisfying experience for you?
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By Boilerbuzz October 9, 2007 - 9:15 am
No, the satisfaction was watch Notre Dame lose to Purdue. The dildo was on the sidelines in blue and gold
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By Bad Kermit October 9, 2007 - 5:11 pm
You had four days to write it, and that was the best you could do?
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By Boilerbuzz October 11, 2007 - 10:27 am
I’m glad you’ve got a sense of humor, Kermit. You’re gonna need it this year…
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By Bad Kermit October 12, 2007 - 6:31 pm
Yeah, I can’t wait for football season to start.
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