D’oh. It’s Purdue Week. Thank God Heroes is Back.
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It’s bad enough that ND is 0-4 this season. It’s even worse to know that this is Purdue week – The Most Boring Week In College Football Blogging.
If you guys hear anything that we should know and that we should let other ND fans know about Purdue, please feel free to e-mail us. We’re digging. We really are, but Purdue is simply the most boring college football program in the nation, and it’s hard to keep our attention on the task at hand. I got distracted by some pre-Algebra homework problems earlier when I was trying to pull some facts together about whoever their coach might be. I think he sells diabetes equipment or something.
This would be a vastly more interesting week if we’d dump Purdue from the schedule and take on a team like, say, ITT Technical Institute. Do they have a football team? I often wonder why kids go to play at Purdue. What, hate the difficulty of playing for a team that people might actually look up in the Sunday papers? Have a masochistic love of tedium?
Maybe we’ll do a “look back” on what’s happened in the last 4 weeks since, apparently, nothing much will be happening this week.
Whatever.
Hey, did you hear that a mime has died?
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Konrad Rueland is transferring. #4 TE on the depth chart with the #1 TE in the country coming in.
Best of luck to him!
Je parle comme la défense de dame de Notre peut arrêter la course.
-MM
Pre-Algebra is that an engineering course in domerland, we took that in 7th grade
Oh good! A witty retort from a Purdue fan! Thank God. Maybe you can dish on why anyone would take the “best 4 years of your life” and spend them surrounded by the white noise that is Purdue.
That’s not so impressive, Boilerbuzz. You were 23 years old in 7th grade.
Sorry to burst your bubble ND fans, but your defense could barely stop Purdue’s pass attack last year, so it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what will happen on the 29th.
Tiller Chiller? Really? Four years at a state school can only produce enough creative force to come up with Tiller Chiller? I agree we’ll lose the game but if I were you I’d take a good hard look at Purdue (as a university) and seriously reconsider how I define the term “loser.”
it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what will happen on the 29th
Lucky for you, huh?
The best you can do is make fun of my name?
tiller chiller,
that was the least interesting smack talk I’ve ever seen.
0-8 nuff said
tiller chiller,
“0-8 nuff said” Who’s that refer to? Did ND play 4 games I haven’t heard about yet?
When I think of you, I think of a long, straight highway passing by nothing but cornfields. Forever.
“Pre-Algebra is that an engineering course in domerland, we took that in 7th grade.” I love a guy that mocks the ’smarts’ of others while typing a sentence that is both statement and question, as well as one devoid of punctuation. Awesome. By the way, I took ALGEBRA in SIXTH grade tool. And despite the fact that I’m technically a math nerd because of it, I am still 1/1000th the geek you are. Victory.
Oh, and it’s a joke. Get it? Big drum is your claim to fame? Midwestern Nowheresville? No press beyond Indiana, ever, for any reason? This is something you Purdue guys should be complaining about more than we do. And we just do it for the fun of it.
The reason this week will be so “boring” is because the entire world already knows what the result of this game will be.
As for Purdue’s football program….well knock it while you can before they clobber us.
And I wouldn’t take pride in the fact that the national media “talks about” us, considering the nature of that conversation this year.
The best you can do is make fun of my name?
No. I made fun of your intelligence.
“I think he sells diabetes equipment or something”
Thats the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
Your team sucks. It will be 0-8. Please accept that.
Also please accept that over the last ten years, Purdue is 79-49; Notre Dame is 75-51.
This is not supposed to be interesting or entertaining. It is just fact.
Please return to your regularly scheduled whining and crying…
Wow, i can see that the stench of SB is getting into your brain
You have, without a doubt, the biggest dildo for a head coach in America. Good luck with that for the next 7 years!
Boilerbuzz, just like a Purdue fan. So clever in your insults. It’s as though you people all insist on bringing knives to gunfights.
Aren’t bigger dildos supposed to be good? Boilerbuzz? Doesn’t that provide a more satisfying experience for you?
No, the satisfaction was watch Notre Dame lose to Purdue. The dildo was on the sidelines in blue and gold
You had four days to write it, and that was the best you could do?
I’m glad you’ve got a sense of humor, Kermit. You’re gonna need it this year…
Yeah, I can’t wait for football season to start.
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