Dear Zibby,

It’s time.  You know it.  I know it.  This team needs an emotional lift.  You were put on this earth to provide.

The action required is obvious; put someone in traction. And you know as well as I do that you don’t need to do anything dirty or illegal to make it happen.  Just use the gifts God gave you: a righteous nasty streak, pure, unadulterated speed, and the terrible ability to create a collision.

You already know all that.  Fate brings us together so that I may fulfill my small role in the greate scheme and provide you with a target: Jehuu Caulcrick

Mission Target

Good Luck,

HerLoyalSons.com

The Roundup:

• Keys to Victory?  Meh.  Keys to Respectability.
• Do not respond to Stewart Mandel’s latest work.  Rakes has already handled it.
• Thank you, Ara.
• We’ve been out Bemenderfered.  It will never happen again.
• Serendipity ain’t just another stupid chick-flick featuring John Cusack, scourge of the Cubs.
• I expect more from you Sully, because I know you can do it.

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