Friday Roundup: The “More Intensity” Edition

Charlie’s been talking this week about a “greater sense of urgency” among the team. What he’s really talking about is more intensity in practice. I’ve got your extra instensity right here:

Michigan Sucks!

The Roundup:

• This Legends of South Bend thing is really taking off on the right foot. Their latest is a quick interview with Rick Mirer about how to beat Michigan (sucks!).
• JVH at IRT, I think, could probably get the guys pretty wound up with a pre-game speech before the Michigan (sucks!) tilt. But he’d refuse because talk is cheap.
• I don’t know if it’s good that they’re doing this, or bad that they need to do it.
• Llloydd made a deal with Satan, yadda, yadda, yadda.
• Mmmmmmmmmmm. Sometimes I think I shoulda taken the free ride at UCLA. Sometimes…
• Actually, I don’t think Michigan (sucks!)’s Jake Long could fit in a Ferrari.
• If Noel Divine keeps averaging 27 yards per carry, I’m going to have to start getting cable so I can watch Thursday Night football.
• Charlie’s not getting enough sleep. They say you should get 8 hours of sleep, Coach. Take a nap. We need you to be fresh and ready to go tomorrow!
• Yes.
• James, I watched last week as the Ducks’ running back ran over, thru, and, literally, on top of the Michigan defenders. I know if that guy, with half the talent your possess can do it, you can do it, son. Now make me proud.