Friday Roundup: The “Tailgating Season Starts Tomorrow” Edition
Bad Kermit
Well, DomerMQ is on vacation AGAIN, so I guess the Friday Roundup falls on me, which is slightly better than having Coach Weis’ D.U.F.F. here fall on me.
The Roundup:
- The gentlemen at BGS break down tomorrow’s Irish-Yellow Jacket matchup, complete with starting QB theme songs, invented words like “Wheelerific” and “cheapshottery,” a partially mummified Jerry Jones, and the delightful Elizabeth Banks. They also talk about football.
- Demetrius Jones’ high school coach, Lexie Spurlock, steps away from the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise to inform the media that he’s pretty sure Demetrius is starting tomorrow.
- Like a child tugging on the legs of those sticky octopus things you used to get from McDonald’s, and you’d throw them on the window, and they’d slowly work their way down, Jason Kelly stretches an analogy about as far as an analogy can possibly be stretched.
- No matter what the Observer says, I’m setting the over/under on Corwin Brown screaming at someone tomorrow at 5 minutes into the second quarter. And I’m taking the under.
- In case you didn’t get a chance to watch football last night, you missed some real nail-biters. Yawn.
- Remember, if anything about the game pisses you off tomorrow, you can always blame Robot Charlie. Everyone else is.
Enjoy the game tomorrow. Go Irish!
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Oh man, that picture had me laughing, which is nice because I’ll spend the rest of the day dry-heaving with anxiety about tomorrow’s game.
FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is Choice still running? Last time I cj=hecked he had
1-9-2 f’ing yards. More than the entire ND team (smile)!
Go Jackets!!!
yeah yeah, good for you guys. now go find a blog dedicated to Tech to squirt on with your boyfriends.
let us mourn in peace.
Crap. Standing behind our offensive line was not a very safe place to be yesterday.
That’s some of the weakest trolling I’ve ever seen.
Well, there wasn’t much to oike about the debacle on Saturday. I All of a sudden 6-6 is a stretch for this year.
A loss like this might hurt recruiting too.
This loss won’t hurt recruiting. But if C-dub doesn’t turn things around, a season full of this will. We wouldn’t lose everyone, but we’d lose a number of guys if we go 6-6 or worse. These kids realize that Charlie is building something, and that that takes time, but they also want to play for a winning team. Hopefully we can turn things around quickly and none of that will be a concern. I am sure Charlie was on the phone with those guys Saturday afternoon…
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