Monthly Archives: July 2007

Jury Finds Against Weis in Malpractice Case

A jury decided against Coach Weis in his malpractice suit against 2 doctors he felt had botched a procedure that nearly left him dead when complications arose. I don’t actually know enough specifics to have any opinion on the decision. … Continue reading

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The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #15 – Auburn

Having never met anything about which he would not whine and complain, Tummy Tuberville has had himself quite a career. Whether it’s moaning about the BCS, or just how gosh darn hard the over-hyped SEC may be, Tommy always finds … Continue reading

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Steve Filer is Irish!

Holy Crap, we will kill everyone! Seriously, have you seen our recruiting haul? Have you ever been so impressed? Why am I talking like Chandler from “Friends?” Should I be embarrassed to have watched that show? Anyway, Steve Filer, 5-star … Continue reading

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The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #16 – Louisville

Louisville first came onto my radar (and I’m sure many others) back when they became “the little team that almost beat Miami” back when Miami was still in the Big East, and it actually sorta meant something to be able … Continue reading

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The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #17 – Penn State

The Daywalker, has seen many things over the millenia. And he’s known among many cultures. In Eastern Europe, he was known as “Drago.” In South America, “The Great Bat.” And in the United States, he’s gone by the name “Joe … Continue reading

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Last Friday Roundup: The “You Probably Wont Get Most Of This” Edition

We missed last Friday’s Roundup because we weren’t here. We were there. Scaring the sea-lions, clanging flutes, and hunting for camera men. If you’re heart has been breaking since Friday, and you live in Chicago, and you tend to meet … Continue reading

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The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #18 – Tennessee

Ok. Let’s try this again. I just tried to write this all up once, and my computer went all Ed Orgeron on me and I couldn’t save the text before it was too late… When I think of Tennessee, I … Continue reading

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Exceeding All Expectations Sunday Thru Friday. Not.

The Washington fanbase may have to stop kidding itself now.  2 of Ty Willingham’s latest recruits in the class that achieved vertigo-inducing heights of a top-30 ranking may not be qualified academically for the 2007 season.  Awwwwwww.

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Dan McCarthy is Irish

Super stud Dan McCarthy has decided to spend 4 years of his life tearing up opposing wide receivers who dare go over the middle on Notre Dame! (Trust us. We’re just waiting for someone to link to.) This class is … Continue reading

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ND Coaches’ Kickoff for Charity: Lou and Charlie – Quips and Quick Hits

So I planned on having a much more thorough run-down of the night, but given that it’s been a week I thought I would just hit you all with the highlights of Lou Holtz and Charlie Weis on the podium. … Continue reading

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