Last Friday Roundup: The “You Probably Wont Get Most Of This” Edition

We missed last Friday’s Roundup because we weren’t here. We were there. Scaring the sea-lions, clanging flutes, and hunting for camera men.

If you’re heart has been breaking since Friday, and you live in Chicago, and you tend to meet people while walking dogs, I know what ails you. Just take heart in the fact that someone will always have their Bon Jovi.

The Roundup:

• You probably already know, because it all blew over last week, but, hey, we weren’t around for it, it’s pretty important for the sake of the program, and it bears repeating.
• I have high expectations for this. Problem is, they’re already letting me down. How is that team NOT #1?
• You have to appreciate that they’re the only ones how care about this, considering everyone else feels they got off easy.
• Brian Cook is officially the dead horse. Still, I can’t look away. Not when it’s such a solid kicking.
• Opposing wide receivers, meet you fate.