Monthly Archives: June 2007
Friday Roundup: The It’s The Small Things That Are Funniest Edition
Before I get to the roundup, I’d just like to point out that, while we’ve received 23,336 pieces of spam in our comments sections since starting this site in late August of ’06, we’ve only gotten 1,423 comments from real, … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #23 – The University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish
I so don’t want to write this. This is actually my 4th 5th 6th attempt. The first one started off with how shocked I was to awaken and realize that we ranked Notre Dame so low. On Sunday morning. It’s … Continue reading
Robert Blanton Stays At ND For A While, Would Like To Stay Longer
Defensive Back Robert Blanton of North Carolina has reportedly been visiting Notre Dame for the past several days. Apparently he liked it so much that he’s decided to call it home for the next 4 years. Scout.com Blanton is a … Continue reading
Brady Quinn Appears On Cover of Men’s Health, Ruins Dessert
The Scene: A man and his wife return home for the day after a workout at the gym and a long walk home. Having walked home from the gym, the man feels he can afford a little dessert to end … Continue reading
Friday Roundup: The Damn Am I Hungry Edition – UPDATED
UPDATE #1: I’m still hungry. Update #2 is at the bottom of the Roundup. It’s just one of those mornings when you realize the brilliance behind Burger King’s “anything on the menu at any hour” campaign. Breakfast. Probably “first … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #24 – Texas A&M
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then praise the Lord for the gift of the wondrous analysis below… You all may remember last year’s Texas A&M team because they managed to make Army look scary. They … Continue reading
Ty Golfs a Lot.
I don’t have a funnier headline than that right now. I think I need a Gatorade or something. Anyway, it’s enough for now, because all I really wanted to do was share this little column about Washington’s feelings for Ty … Continue reading
Clausen Had A Procedure. Everybody Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 UPDATED
Looks like Clausen had a procedure done on his elbow. But there’s no reason to panic. A) We’ve got 2, maybe 3 other very talented QBs on the roster, and B) Clausen is expected to be ready to play by … Continue reading
Zibby and Crum are Being Watched
Tom Zbikowski and Maurice Crum are both on this year’s Bronko Nagurski Watch List. The Bronko Nagurski award is awarded to the season’s best defensive player in college football.
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #25 – Arkansas
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then read in awe and call out to your loved one the glorious analysis below… Sure, their fan-base is litigious and insane (not to mention the coach’s wife), and their … Continue reading
