Friday Roundup: The It’s The Small Things That Are Funniest Edition

Before I get to the roundup, I'd just like to point out that, while we've received 23,336 pieces of spam in our comments sections since starting this site in late August of '06, we've only gotten 1,423 comments from real, live, actual folks. And one of them is this one. That's right, that comment actually makes up .07% of all of our real comments. How in the world did this guy find this site? How did they find that post? Do they go around nervously seeking angry comments about GoDaddy? That's awesome.

The Roundup:

• Michigan State discovers Detroit! This article isn't that funny, but the headline made me smirk. Might really explain some things about Jor-el John-El's old team.
• Thank God for that NCAA. They're doing everything in their power to bring an end to an epidemic of over-eating among walk-on athletes. We should put these guys in charge of cancer research.
• What the hell is "construda?"
• Penn State football players have discovered new and inventive ways to get out of attending summer school.
• Georgia Tech's Ramblin' is temporarily wrecked.
• Sometimes other people come up with things so obvious but so brilliant that I hate myself for not thinking of it first. Like the internet. Or color.
• Everyone go here and threaten these kids with bodily harm if they don't use this opportunity to rid the world of Mark May. No jury would ever convict.
• Looks like all that parity Bob Davie warned us about is here to stay when Boise State vs. Hawaii is considered a clash of the titans.