June 13, 2007

Clausen Had A Procedure. Everybody Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 UPDATED

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Looks like Clausen had a procedure done on his elbow. But there’s no reason to panic. A) We’ve got 2, maybe 3 other very talented QBs on the roster, and B) Clausen is expected to be ready to play by fall camp. C) Weis hasn’t annointed Clausen or anyone as the starter at this point. For all we know, it could be me. Excuse me, I’ve got some wind sprinting to do.

No then?

UPDATE: We’ve confirmed with our sources that Weis will not let any current or former member of the Cubs pitching coaching staff anywhere near Clausen. Expect 1000 yard restraining orders to be granted by Indiana courts within the next few hours.


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2 Comments

At June 13th, 2007 at 6:14 pm, Bad Kermit said...

Just to be safe, I’m going to go ahead and kill Larry Rothschild, anyhow.

At June 14th, 2007 at 7:21 am, gwzimm said...

Aw Shit!!!!! What next?

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