People, idiots like Dennis Dodd = The Dragon. E-mails angrily arguing with Dennis = Virgin Sacrifices. Dragons never go away if you keep feeding them. We’re trying to do you a service here by pointing out when the dragon gets a little uppity. It’s not meant to encourage you to go feeding him. Dragons thrash about when they’re hungry and irritable.  Let the F****er starve.

That is all.

The Roundup:

• Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will be in Bloomington if and when Indiana fires Terry Hoeppener for having cancer, right? Right? I’m holding out faith that IU will do the right thing here. Trick is, when you really think about it, this is one heck of a gray area.
• The Fan House inadvertently develops the philosophical question: Don’t you have to have a previous “surgence” in order to have a “resurgence?”
• You may not yet have noticed that Kelly Green is not only still going, but they’ve brought in air support.
• Blue Gray Sky wont let the scheduling talk die. Kevin White must just hate that.
• And EDSBS exposes the fact that Penn State’s ticketing organization has partnered with Ticketmaster, a subsidiary of Bastion of Satan, Inc. Looks like Penn State is now the Hootie and The Blowfish of college football.
• Hey, heard the one about the NFL franchise that desperately needed a QB, but picked a hurt kick returner instead? Dolphins players love this one.

Seriously, people, if you find yourself wanting to email angry tirades to idiots like Dennis Dodd or Brian of mgoblog.com, go out and exercise and let some steam out. If everyone followed that policy, it would cure the nation’s obesity problem.

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