Monthly Archives: June 2007
Friday Roundup: The Biscuit Edition
Domer.MQ is off to the Star Trek convention this weekend (keep your eye out for a spiky black-haired, chubby version of Dr. Spock), so the Friday Roundup fell on me. Questionable choice really, as my skills with this high-falutin (how … Continue reading
Rumors? We Don’t Need No Stinking Rumors! We Got the Truth: Johnson is Irish!
We are sure you’ve read it 50 other places by now. Ethan Johnson might have committed. He committed last week. He’s already started 4 games and has 20 sacks. He once fought 30 insane Monks strapped with Potato Guns and … Continue reading
Jamoris Slaughter Joins Notre Dame, Renews Faith In My “Name Theory.”
Ever since the days of “Stonebreaker” at Notre Dame, I’ve had this theory that, if I want to have really great football playing sons someday, I need to give them great football player names. Being that my last name is … Continue reading
PSU Takes Lesson from Miami, “Expels” Players from…Summer School?
Okay okay, this borders on the absurd. 10 PSU players were involved in an off-campus fight a while back. We all heard about it, and it looked for a bit like Penn State might decide to be a little different … Continue reading
The Finale of Frazer?
This one? Or this one? Nope, Zach Frazer. Zach is on the cusp of announcing his new school, as he did not return to summer school at Notre Dame last week. The almost-former ND Quarterback started considering transfer options … Continue reading
World Peace, Global Warming, and Starvation Solved! Congressman Moves On To Troublesome Big 10 Network.
Congressman John Dingell cleared his schedule with pesky “side issues” to write a letter to the Big 11 10 Chairman Jim Delaney because he’s worried his constituents wont be able to watch Michigan Football games on the fledgling network. Why? … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #21 – TCU
Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. Then look up at the stars tonight and try to convince yourself that everything up there is bigger than everything down here. Even this… It seems weird to be putting … Continue reading
The HLS Totally Non-Homer Top 25 – Preseason Edition: #22 – Boston Freaking College
Editor’s Note: I. AM. A. FREAKING. MORON. But none of you actually read this site on Sundays anyway, so you didn’t see my previous gaff on the ranking numbers. Suckers! Read this to understand what the glorious HLSTNHT25-PE actually is. … Continue reading
