Good Lord, NOTHING is Happening When…
The Biscuit - 3:59 pm
ESPN starts reporting on uni changes by…MSU!
That’s right, our favorite team to hate-but-not-respect has gone out and gotten theyselves a new coach and some new tights to wear. Boy are they cute!
These new uni’s have a few “cool things they can do” according to a Nike rep. They’re supposed to fit better, weigh less, ventilate more freely, and manage moisture better. Oh joy! But, wait, can they help keep a team, program and school that is SO used to choking (and loving to choke) from choking?
Nike Rep? “Ummm, no comment”.
The new uniforms, fondly dubbed “The Flag Protectors”, will be great when MSU goes out to plant their flag at midfield and/or defend their 50 yard line from would-be flag planters. Like last year:
An MSU player agreed to comment, under the condition that she remain anonymous. “Seriously, man, we are the ones that plant the flags. And this uniform makes it so much easier to bend over and plant that flag where it belongs.”
You can find pics of the new uni’s on MSU’s site along with a blurb that largely resembles the above. But they sorta suck, so I’m not going to give them the bajillion five hits they’d get from us…
PS - I STILL can’t help but laugh at the small guy on the right. What is he DOING there? Someone tell me who he is, please?
ForeverFaust
The guy on the right came out just in case the kicker was to plant the flag on the field. Plus, his boyfriend is on the far left and he didn’t want him flirting with any of the Notre Dame players. Can’t you tell by the look on his face? “You best not talk to any of those sexy lineman or I’m leaving my teeth in tonight for the foreplay”
May 29, 2007 at 4:46 pmgwzimm
At least the Fartans helmets don’t have those ugly yellow stripes like the other michigan day school
May 29, 2007 at 5:23 pmThe Biscuit
i think ForeverFaust is right. doesn’t 23+79=69?
May 29, 2007 at 8:45 pmdomehead
there is another picture out there with the biggest one hugging the littlest one…sorry..I am getting teary eyed…
May 30, 2007 at 8:23 amGo IRISH
gwzimm
By the way, does anyone know where Johnel Smith is now? One can only hope he shows up on an opposing staff soon…..
May 30, 2007 at 8:36 amrem
That little guy is Javon Ringer. Despite the ridiculous incident, even Charlie Weis said he was a heckuva back, which he is.
May 30, 2007 at 10:31 amThe Biscuit
ah, yes. he is a really good back, i remember him. he’s also iddle widdle. yes, he is. aren’t you just the cutest javon? iddle widdle javon.
watch out boys, he’ll gnaw off your kneecaps the second you try to plant a flag at the 50.
May 30, 2007 at 1:29 pmSpartyOn
Or run for 201 yards against the Irish…either or
August 22, 2009 at 11:37 amtrey
Good lord, do they have high speed anywhere between Detroit and Gainesville?
August 22, 2009 at 1:21 pm