So I woke up this morning to discover that my car had been stolen. Again. Talk about livid. I ran out of the house in my boxers, only to discover that the car was right where I left it. That, and 2 very traumatized neighbor kids waiting for the school bus.
It wasn't what it looked like.
The Roundup:
- Pete Carroll (A girls name! Ha!) says that this year's Southern Cal squad is "the most competitive team we've had." That's code for, "Ha! Suckers! You all actually believed it when I said you'd be the starting tailback! Haha! Fools! Thank God none of you can do basic math! Now go sit on the bench!"
- You've doubtless heard about and probably even seen the photos of Brady Quinn dressed in Village People attire and dancing at his sister's wedding. They're silly photos, but we decided not to post them here because we thought it was pretty lame that the photographer was using them on their site to promote their business. I guess it's the thing to do if you're promoting a business, but we gotta think that the photographer could have used some other photos that were a bit less blog-fodderish. Anyway, I think somebody be suin' 'der asses cuz dey be threatin' ta be suin' asses too. (Side note: Ever notice how most wedding photographers have an unnatural obsession with Shih Tzu puppies? No? Just us? Ok then.)
- BGS reminded us that today is Father Ted's 90th birthday. Happy Birthday, Father Ted! The guy once offered me a Coke while I was setting up a desktop in his office. It was the most visionary and faithful Coke I've ever had.
- SMQ has created an absurdly premature look at the 2007 Notre Dame football team, but that doesn't make his analysis absurd. In fact, I can't really find any fault with it when I replace my Notre Dame hat with my rational hat. So go read it and get a rather unbiased understanding of what this squad really faces this fall. Then put on your ND hat, dismiss it, and remind the world that you expect a NC every year! Besides, ND always wins the NC when it's the head coach's 3rd year.
Right, Bob?
- Finally, we get a little more insight as to why DD got pulled over (and then arrested (and then cleared)). Littering? That actually bothers me worse than the pot accusations, but I see it as no reason to hurt DD's chances of grabbing the starting spot this fall.
This Indian dude cries because of you, DD!
