Friday Roundup: The Nothing To See Here Edition
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And you thought the period between National LOI Day and Draft Day was slow? Heh. Welcome to the dead zone. Aside from probably photoshopped photos of Brady Quinn doing embarassing things floating around the internet, there’s almost nothing of note happening right now in the world of College Football. But, like my local news station, that wont stop me from generating content!
The Roundup:
- UPDATE: Matt Leinart is exactly who we thought he was! A whiny little brat with no sense of place.
- Just to start your Friday off on a high, read this bummer of a story about Darius Walker not finding a home in the NFL (even with the Bears despite earlier reports), and then remember that you aren’t in his position. Then again, you never got to play football at Notre Dame and you aren’t also already a millionaire, so never mind. Hit Dunkin Donuts later. That’ll make you feel better. For a little while. Piggy.
- Joe Paterno works from home. Charlie Weis is known for getting to the office before 5am, and Joe Paterno works from home. Why wouldn’t Joe Paterno come out of his
tombhome during daylight hours? Hmmmm. I thought the sun only affected vampires. - By now you’ve all seen The Hoff in a drunken stupor on video shot by his daughter. Since it’s Friday, I wont relive that moment here. Rather, I choose to remember the good times:
Here’s to you, good Sir Knight.
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6 Comments
dude. DISTURBING video.
I swear I can hear Chis half a beat off on the “Hooka Chaka.”
So long, everything else I’ve ever seen. Hello, only thing I ever needed to see. On behalf of Germany, you’re welcome.
Paterno is WAY overrated. I don’tcare if he works from his coffin
I bet Paterno could drink Hasselhoff under the table.
I bet Paterno would eat Hasselhoff on the table with a nice Chianti.
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