Yesterday was Friday the 13th. Which, naturally, explains why the Friday Roundup had to wait until now. As such, no further explanation need be given.

The Roundup:

• The UN NCAA is going to look into solutions to the Middle East peace problem recruiting craze that is being accelerated due to technology.
• Tyrone Willingham hopes to see more balls and body parts flying in different directions this year.
• UCF is dropping the “Golden” part of their name in favor of just “Knights” to, of course, avoid offending people of Golden heritage.

Finally, one editorial note: Some “talent” from ESPN has been feeding their audience complete and utter BS about the state of the Notre Dame QB race. I think the guy’s name is Joe Schaad, or Joe Scab, or Dip Shit. Something or other. Anyway, ignore the guy. He knows what’s going on inside the Notre Dame program about as well as Anna Nicole Smith knows the inner working of calculus. (Present tense used intentionally.)

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