I love previews. The other night I went out to see The 300, and while it was pretty damned awesome, despite being about Michigan State’s mascot (a post observing the misnomer of that entire athletic program is sure to follow), the previews were almost worth the cost of the ticket on their own (10 freaking bucks!).

I also got really geeked to see the new preview of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End this week (No. I didn’t watch Dancing with the Stars so I could see the preview.). Lots of stuff packed in there to pour over and guess at. What’s it all really telling us?

And finally, my favorite preview of all starts today. Notre Dame begins Spring Practice this afternoon. And already, even before we get the little bits of info floating off of the practice fields, people have begun to speculate.

If you listen to or read the press conference transcript, you’ll pick up on some key items:

• Chris “That’s no moon” Stewart will begin the Spring on the defensive side of the ball.
• Travis Thomas is a running back. Again.
• One of the members of the press sounds like a tranny.
• Jimmy Clausen is “full-go” despite dumbasses reporting otherwise.
• There will be more “Jersey Rhetoric” this year. Oh to be a fly on those walls. With a tape recorder. Flies have short memories.
• Britney Spears is a psychopath.
• There’s probably going to be a sizable rotation at running back.

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