March 7, 2007

Did OJ’s Trojans Not Work?

With Leather has directed our attention to this. Is former Southern Cal standout OJ Simpson actually Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Daddy?

When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee “said he was throwing his hat into the ring,” [Simpson videographer] Norm Pardo told Page Six… “He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.” Simpson and Smith were castmates in “Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult” (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.’s type… Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, “I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself.” Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court.

That Southern Cal man is just all class.

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At March 8th, 2007 at 10:10 am, Irish Round Table » Blog Archive » Leinart Gets the Heisman Again said...

[…] It’s not as juicy as OJ being the father of Anna Nicole’s baby, but it’s still worth noting. […]

At March 8th, 2007 at 6:48 pm, Her Loyal Sons » Trojans are Racist and/or Don’t Have Very Good Senses Of Humor. Probably Both. said...

[…] But hey, they say it’s all just a joke, so no biggie.  Right? Right?  Man, those Trojans know how to have a laugh!  I bet Poodle thinks this is about as funny as joking about suicide. […]

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