February 28, 2007

Bryan Pata’s Brothers Wish To, Um, Uh, Honor Bryan’s Memory. Yeah. That’s it.

Bryan Pata, the “University” of Miami football player who was murdered outside of his apartment this past season, had a couple of brothers. And those brothers are still alive. Those brothers also want to “honor” the memory of Bryan by participating in the University of Miami Pro-Day (a day when draft-eligible Miami football players show off their skillz to pro scouts). How exactly this will honor anything about Bryan is unclear. What is clear is that Bryan’s brothers aren’t very good football players. It’s also pretty clear that the Patas and the University of Miami deserve each other.

“Like, whoa. Seriously? They say it’ll ‘honor’ him?”

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At March 1st, 2007 at 12:37 pm, gwzimm said...

The brothers didn’t do very well in the 40 yd dash, but I understand they finished 1 and 2 in target practice

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