Monthly Archives: January 2007
tOSU Officials Dazzled By Lack of Burned Shit in Gainesville
Gainesville, FL – In an act of good will, Ohio State University sent some advisers to Gainesville this weekend to help consult University of Florida officials on “celebration and jubilation management.” However the Ohio State University officials were not just … Continue reading
Corwin Brown is Your New DC
Check this guy out, in college in the 70′s 90s. How can you NOT be pumped about a dude that looked like this in college? Like most ND fans, and the CFB world, I had no idea who Brown was … Continue reading
Vince Young: “Bad Credit? No Problem!”
Somehow, I’m not surprised by the demo to which the marketers think Vince appeals.
It’s Looking More Official
The Chicago Tribune, paragon of accurate news reporting that it is, has a little blurb about changes in the coaching staff at Notre Dame. If you don’t already know this bit of news, then you clearly aren’t obsessing enough. Anyway, … Continue reading
Friday Roundup: The Best Regular Feature We’ve Got. The Only Regular Feature We’ve Got.
Besides the regular feature: “The Biscuit Says Something Stupid.” The Roundup: Dear Potential Irish Recruits, you may wonder about the town of South Bend. Well, one thing I can say for sure, no recruits have ever been shot outside of … Continue reading
Farewell, Darius
We’re gonna have more reaction on this. Probably after we manage to pull Biscuit off the ledge. It’s ok, Biscuit. There will be other gifted, young athletes on whom you may man-crush.
Welcome, Chris Little!
Just days ago, monster offensive line recruit, Christ Little, announced on national television that he would be playing football for Florida State, but now with the offensive coaching shake-up occurring in Tallahassee, it appears that Chris Little has shaken up … Continue reading
What In Tarnation?
You’re probably wondering what the heck is going on with the ND football program. There have been a lot of rumors flying around. Here’s what we do know: The Notre Dame Football Program is having a press conference at 1pm … Continue reading
The Biscuit Calls Presser, Announces that He’ll Declare for the NFL Draft
“Hell, everyone else is, I might as well declare too” quoth The Biscuit. (“Nevermore” said Bad Kermit.) (“F U” replied Biscuit.) I digress… Everyone is going Pro! ND junior running backs, Jamarcus Russellses, Saint Smiths…even Poodles! It’s pandemonium I tell … Continue reading
Press Conference Set for Thursday at 1:00 p.m.; Minter, Polian Seen Purchasing Greyhound Tickets
SOUTH BEND, Ind.–The Notre Dame football program has called a press conference scheduled to take place tomorrow, January 11, at 1:00 p.m. in the Guglielmino Auditorium. In unrelated news, Fighting Irish defensive coordinator Rick Minter and special teams coach Brian … Continue reading
