Monthly Archives: January 2007
Chicago Bears Win NFC, Save English Language
The Chicago Bears defeated the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Championship Game today, saving the English language. The Saints, sentimental favorites of Americans everywhere who love to say things like “irregardless,” “effect” when they should say “affect,” and “but … Continue reading
Samardzija Chooses Pitching Over Catching; Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That
SOUTH BEND, Ind.–Former Notre Dame wide receiver Jeff Samardzija, who was drafted by the Cubs last year, has decided to forgo his football career for a career pitching with the Cubs. Samardzija’s Tommy John surgery has been scheduled for late … Continue reading
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Ladies and Gentlemen, Announcing the newest members of the University of Notre Dame Football Program Coaching Staff: Drum roll, please…. Drum roll?
The 2006 Year in Review
Q asked me to do a 2006 All-Male Revue, which I thought was a strange request, so I asked him if I might be able to just do a Review of 2006. He reluctantly agreed, so here goes nothing (with … Continue reading
Schlabach Writes Column on BCS, Bashes ND. Kittens and Puppies Put on Notice.
Mark Schlabach of ESPN wrote a column about the BCS, and how the in-conference regular season should be used as a kind of playoff system for the BCS. You know, it was fine and dandy in a this-isnt-the-real-world kind of … Continue reading
If A QB Breaks A Lot Of Records, And Nobody Is Around To See It, Are The Records Really Broken?
Finally, one of the great questions will probably be answered this coming college football season. Colt Brennan: May Possibly Know The Sound Of One Fan Clapping
NCAA’s Father Hoping Stupid “Just a Phase.”
NCAA’s Father was seen slamming his head against the exterior of a minivan today, murmuring to himself about how he didn’t work his fingers to the bone for 30 years to end up raising a dumbass. NCAA’s Dad’s latest frustrations … Continue reading
Jim Donnan Actually Writes Something Worthwhile. HLS Creates New Category.
Jim Donnan actually wrote up a nice piece on the negative effects the horrid, putrid spawns of Satan officially named 3-2-5 and 3-2-5e, and affectionately named “Those Stupid F’in New Clock Rules” have had on the game of College Football. … Continue reading
I’d Pray For This To Be True If I Weren’t So Sure That It Probably Is…
Pretty much anyone who follows college football has heard of Tedd Ginn Jr. And if you follow college football recruiting at all, you’ve certainly heard of the cold blooded reptile who some how managed to sire Tedd Ginn Jr., Tedd … Continue reading
Jon Wilner of the Mercury News Should Consider A Trade School… (Edited with an angry word at the end.)
…Because this whole Journalism thing just isn’t working out. Jon Wilner wouldn’t know a fact if it beat him within an inch of his life with a lead pipe. And as a result, he’s turned in this piece of detritus … Continue reading
