Jim Mora Now In “Staging Area” For Washington Head Coaching Position

Former Atlanta Falcons head coach, University of Washington alum, and now current Seattle Seahawks assistant coach Jim Mora has moved into what we like to call a "staging area" for his impending replacement of Ty Willingham as head coach, Football Program, University of Washington.

This sort of maneuver makes sense.  It'll be much easier to hit the ground running and start work immediately on recovery efforts of the Washington football program if he's already living in the area when he takes the job.  Time otherwise spent on looking for a new home and finding out where the best schools are located can now be spent on firing incompetent assistant coaches, filling massive recruiting voids, and holding press conferences that display levels of competence the Seattle media haven't seen in years.

In unrelated news, it's been reported that Ty Willingham's handicap has shot up 3 strokes in the past week and he's developed a case of the yips on putts from 3 feet and in.

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