January 22, 2007

Jim Mora Now In “Staging Area” For Washington Head Coaching Position

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Former Atlanta Falcons head coach, University of Washington alum, and now current Seattle Seahawks assistant coach Jim Mora has moved into what we like to call a “staging area” for his impending replacement of Ty Willingham as head coach, Football Program, University of Washington.

This sort of maneuver makes sense.  It’ll be much easier to hit the ground running and start work immediately on recovery efforts of the Washington football program if he’s already living in the area when he takes the job.  Time otherwise spent on looking for a new home and finding out where the best schools are located can now be spent on firing incompetent assistant coaches, filling massive recruiting voids, and holding press conferences that display levels of competence the Seattle media haven’t seen in years.

In unrelated news, it’s been reported that Ty Willingham’s handicap has shot up 3 strokes in the past week and he’s developed a case of the yips on putts from 3 feet and in.


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13 Comments

At January 22nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm, gwzimm said...

I’m shocked! SHOCKED! that the University of Washington would fire a black head coach after only two years! Shocked that is not being allowed to grind down their program for the full five years. SHOCKED, I tell you!

Where is the outrage? Will the media rise up and condemn U dub? Where is Mark May?

At January 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pm, BurbankSteve said...

We didn’t fire Ty for being black, we fired him for lying on his resume just like his predecessor George “Oh Dear, I’m busted” O’Leary.

At least O’Leary only claimed a graduate degree that wasn’t quite his; Ty claimed he knew something about football, could recruit and was a Head Coach.

At January 23rd, 2007 at 5:32 pm, irishman said...

I put that same post on a message board the other day. that is definitely one of the things that make you go “Hmmmmm”.

One year and TY is gone. He will be the next ARmy coach.

Nice blog, great posts.
can i add you to my Links?

At January 23rd, 2007 at 5:52 pm, dawg said...

Wrong, Mora is not going to be the next head coach at UW Ty is doing just fine! Get your facts straight.

At January 23rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm, dawg said...

Maybe instead of worrying about Ty you guys should worry about not being able to produce in the nation spot light! Maybe you can get Lou to come back??? Go Irish

At January 23rd, 2007 at 6:26 pm, Bad Kermit said...

Wait. Do you like us or hate us? Your posts confuse me as much as running the “swinging gate” did.

At January 23rd, 2007 at 8:50 pm, domer.mq said...

Man, I wish the swinging gate had confused anybody other than Kermit.

At January 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm, domer.mq said...

I take it back, I’m pretty sure the Swinging Gate also confuses dawg.

At January 24th, 2007 at 2:08 pm, The Biscuit said...

Anybody that spells Dog Dawg gets no response from me.

And Ty is part of ND History, and anything even remotely related to anything somewhat or kinda related to ND football is game for us here at HLS. So, we will ‘worry’ (i.e. mock and enjoy the process of said mocking) all we want.

And then we will mock the name Dawg.

At January 24th, 2007 at 5:55 pm, Bad Kermit said...

It confused Ty, Q. Does that count?

And, Biscuit, if there is one poster on this board who is never allowed to mock the use of the words “dawg,” “brah,” “dude,” “yo,” or “word,” that person is JP. But the second one who would be disallowed from mocking the use of those words is you.

At January 24th, 2007 at 7:44 pm, The Biscuit said...

listen brotha-man, i can mock what i want. i wouldnt be caught drizninkin that kiz-nool-iz-naid ever. fuh-sheez to the kneez. and holla back-izzle brizzle sizzle kizzle.

At January 24th, 2007 at 10:09 pm, domer.mq said...

Kermit, dude, I can’t believe you’re just gonna sit there and let Biscuit talk about your mom like that.

At January 25th, 2007 at 3:13 pm, Bad Kermit said...

I’m still trying to figure out what he said. Babelfish doesn’t have Biscuit-to-English.

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