Chicago Bears Win NFC, Save English Language

The Chicago Bears defeated the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Championship Game today, saving the English language.

The Saints, sentimental favorites of Americans everywhere who love to say things like "irregardless," "effect" when they should say "affect," and "but yet," had a slogan that will be judged by history as the dumbest fucking slogan in the history of slogans: "Who Dat?"

On behalf of English speakers the world over, thank you, Chicago Bears.

The Saints: Disappointing people who say "theatre" with a "hard 'A'."

Edit: Crap. I just realized I live in Chicago. This place is going to be insufferable.

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