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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Announcing the newest members of the University of Notre Dame Football Program Coaching Staff:

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Defensive Coordinator – Corwin Brown

The Book on Corwin:

“I knew Corwin wanted to be a coach six months after I met him his rookie year in 1993. I know he will be successful.”
-Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells

“Corwin Brown has proven himself as a key component in our defensive system over the last decade, first as a player and now as a bright young coach. I respect Corwin for his team oriented attitude and his ability to relate so well to everyone he interacts with. Corwin will be an outstanding addition to Charlie’s staff and the Notre Dame football program.”
-New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick

“I coached Corwin in the 1993 Senior Bowl, with the Patriots and Jets, and he was on my staff at Virginia for three years. His core has always been the same – passionate about football, hard working and dependable, tough minded, a great teammate and committed to winning. He’s a member of the Tribe and will bring all those qualities to Notre Dame”
-University of Virginia head football coach Al Groh

“Corwin Brown was a fundamentally sound football player and is a fundamentally sound football coach. He brings energy, enthusiasm and expertise to his position and will be able to relate to his players. He will work hard and provide a plan for continued success at Notre Dame.”
-Cleveland Browns head coach Romeo Crennel

“This is a well-earned opportunity for Corwin. Since his days as a player, you sensed Corwin would excel as a coach. We appreciate Corwin’s contributions to the New York Jets and wish him the best in his new position.”
-New York Jets head coach Eric Mangini

Quarterbacks Coach – Ron Powlus

The Book on Powlus:

“He’s gonna win 2 Heisman Trophies!”***

- Beano Cook

***Ronnie, we love ya, man, even though you did almost run me over with your Ford Explorer every week while I was walking to Tennis class my freshman year. Congrats on the new job, bro.