NCAA's Father was seen slamming his head against the exterior of a minivan today, murmuring to himself about how he didn't work his fingers to the bone for 30 years to end up raising a dumbass.
NCAA's Dad's latest frustrations were brought about by news that the NCAA misidentified Notre Dame wide receiver Jeff Samardzija as a Consensus All American. This would have been Samardzija's second consecutive Consensus All American honor.
"I tell them all the time, 'you keep fucking up, and it's gonna hurt someone other than yourself one day,'" says NCAA's dad. "This is just like the time I asked if they'd remembered to feed the dog, and the next thing we know, dog's dead. What a dumbass."
Luckily, this latest act of stupidity by the NCAA doesn't really hurt anyone too badly. Samardzija is still expected to be a hot commodity in the coming NFL draft.
"Yeah, Jeff will turn out ok. Good kid. Bet his father doesn't have to put up with this sort of shit. Now excuse me. I've got to go buy some new shoes so I can put my foot up someone's ass." expressed NCAA's dad.
