Friday Roundup: The Best Regular Feature We’ve Got. The Only Regular Feature We’ve Got.

Besides the regular feature: “The Biscuit Says Something Stupid.”

The Roundup:

• Dear Potential Irish Recruits, you may wonder about the town of South Bend. Well, one thing I can say for sure, no recruits have ever been shot outside of a gentlemen’s club during a recruiting visit to Notre Dame.
• Coach Haywood, currently of the Notre Dame Football Program, is interviewing. If it makes any difference, world, HLS fully endorses Coach Haywood for a head coaching position. Coach Haywood, sorry if our endorsement made a difference in a bad sort of way.
• Mike Frank’s got his latest power-hour podcast up. Listen to it and try not to get so excited that you spontaneously combust. Spoiler Alert: You’re gonna be happy afterward.
• BGS has a nice piece on Darius and his decision to go pro. For some reason, every time I think about the kid, this quote comes to mind: “You just summed up your entire sorry career here in one sentence! If you had a tenth of the heart of [Walker], you’d have made All-American by now!” I’m just not sure to whom I’m applying it.
• You may have already seen this image by now, but IRT, as usual, was johnny-on-the-spot with it this week, so I give credit to them as a primary source.
• House Rock Built has a very special guest blogger today. It’s amazing. It’s like a very special episode of Blossom.
• EDSBS has us wondering 2 things: 1) Why is it called High Karate, 2) Tressel flies America West?  What, no money in the slush funds for quality air travel?  And understanding one thing:  That smell you smell?  It’s not your cubicle neighbor’s feet.  It’s the smell of Alabama football fans pickling in the aura of Saban.
• Finally, ever notice that the musical intro to Baba O’Riley is 1 minute and 15 seconds long? Next time we need to drive a fascist dictator out of a church, we should just put that on a loop and blast it. I kicked a wall 43 seconds in.