At least one good thing almost came from the Sugar Bowl.
Thanks for the heads up, FLP.
Karma just missed him. This time.
Editor's Note: You may have noticed that I've edited this post. Hey, I have a softer side. That and I don't feel like mocking a dozen posts by people who kid themselves into thinking they'd never wish death on anyone, even people that deserve it like Hitler, Bin Laden, and Jay Mariotti. (Thanks, HLS Legal Team, for the guidance.) Screw you guys.
By Bad Kermit January 5, 2007 - 3:08 pm
Beware, Q. I wrote a similarly-themed headline about Dusty Baker’s prostate cancer, and I almost got lynched. Beware the holier-than-thous who think they’re too good to wish death on someone. I, for one, don’t want Mariotti to die. I just want his heart to die.
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By domer.mq January 5, 2007 - 3:13 pm
Kermit,
Those Pollyannas can suck it.
If people lack the sense of humor to get that I don’t actually wish death on the guy, just extreme and chronic heartburn for the rest of his unnatural life, then I don’t care if they read the site or not.
I do sort of wish I’d gone with the headline: “Mariotti has heart attack? How?”
I’m a big pansy and have changed the post based on your guidance.Thumbs Up/Down:
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By Bad Kermit January 5, 2007 - 3:37 pm
I forgot to add, “Of course, I wasn’t such a pansy that I changed my post because of them.”
Let it all hang out, Q. If you can’t let it dangle on the interwebs, where can you let it dangle?
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By domer.mq January 5, 2007 - 3:39 pm
Good point. I’m taking it back. Back to the beginning.
Sweet.
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By Bad Kermit January 5, 2007 - 3:43 pm
I’m proud of you. People who want a false sense of righteousness from their bloggers can take it over to Deadspin.
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By gwzimm January 5, 2007 - 5:11 pm
Jay Mariotti is an asshole, has always been an asshole, and will always be an asshole
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By Bad Kermit January 5, 2007 - 5:21 pm
I’ll say one good thing about Mariotti. If Cubs and Sox fans can agree on one thing, it’s that Mariotti’s eyelids should be stapled to a slab of concrete. Not that nicely-poured concrete, mind you. I’m talking the chunky concrete with those little brown glassy-looking pebbles and sandy bits in it.
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By Boise Wants Jay January 6, 2007 - 12:00 am
A Video Tribute to Fucktard
What goes around, comes around.
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