Monthly Archives: December 2006

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

Charlie Weis had a press conference yesterday. A news conference so long and so chock-full of info that he actually laid out a lunch spread for reporters in attendance. I took a look at the transcript. It was like reviewing … Continue reading

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You’ll Know It When You See It

It’s been so long since we’ve seen/heard/read anything that Charlie’s actually said that we almost forgot how it feels.  That burning sensation you get as the words filter in and hit your bloodstream, making you feel warm, almost too hot … Continue reading

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Suck it, MBAs. You too, this guy’s liver.

LOS ANGELES–On behalf of HLS, I would like to extend a “thank you” to this large-handed lad for putting the “gat” back in the Notre Dame tailgater, to “Crazy Tom’s Emporium of Inanity” for pointing it out, and to just … Continue reading

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Willingham Not Bothered by Mora, Missed 3 Footer on the 9th

Tyrone Willingham is apparently not bothered by comments made by Atlanta Falcons Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. “To be very honest, I haven’t thought very much about this until, gosh, it was a dead issue. I was doing what we … Continue reading

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Texas Backup QB Snead Clubbed Over Head, Dragged Away By Hair

A wily beast known as The Orgeron has apparently struck again. This time his vicitm was innocent Texas Backup QB Jevan Snead known by the college football world as a kid who was just looking for a new home. Few … Continue reading

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The Jimbo Fischer Watch

Jimbo Fischer.  The name just strikes the fear of god into the hearts and minds of Notre Dame fans everywhere.  And by “Notre Dame fans everywhere,” I mean those of us who are so totally obsessive about Notre Dame football … Continue reading

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BC Hires Coach, BC Fans Look Forward to Spring Training

According to my sources, BC has hired Green Bay OC Jeff Jagodzinski who shall forever be referred to as “JJ” on this site because it just took me 30 seconds and shifting back and forth from my blog’s writing interface … Continue reading

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Trap Gameux?

As bowl-month begins, it seems like every thing’s gotten all quiet before the storm. Not much is being written about anything in college football. Heck, people have even slowed down on the “my God, Alabama still doesn’t have a coach” … Continue reading

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This Just In…

Alabama still doesn’t have a football coach. Sorry. I’ve been stomping around Disney World, enjoying Splash Mountain, and hoping I could kick the ass of whatever exec keeps Mark May on the payroll. It’ll take me a full 24 to … Continue reading

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The Recruits Roll In

C-dub just landed a big boy, Offensive Lineman Taylor Dever out of Nevada City, CA. Nebraska and Miami were fighting for his QB-protecting services, but ND won out in the end.  This stud comes in at 6-6, 296.  Welcome to … Continue reading

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