Monthly Archives: December 2006
Gary Barnett Can’t Find a Job. There is a God.
Former Colorado football coach Gary Barnett is crying in his beer after a college football hiring season has essentially passed, and, despite Barnett shouting from on high that he was available and interested, he didn’t receive one single phone call … Continue reading
A Christmas (Four) Star
Coach Weis slid down your chimney and left you a gift a little early this year, nabbing four-star safety Harrison Smith out of Knoxville Catholic. Welcome aboard, Harrison! Also, please tell me they’re inflating SAT scores, because the 1850 he … Continue reading
Friday Roundup: Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas
Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas when all thru the web… Not much was happening. But that’s ok. We’ve scrounged up a light Amuse Bouche for you and yours before you call it a week … Continue reading
Arrested Development?
Tennessee. T-tennessee. Tennessee. T-tennessee-Lord I really been real stressed. Down and out, losin’ ground… Yep, those are lyrics from Arrested Development’s classic 90′s rap hit “Tennessee”. I remember back when legendary ND band Sexual Chocolate used to bust out A.D. … Continue reading
Everson Griffen’s Mom Confused
Elite prospect Everson Griffen recentely committed to USC (see note in Q’s summary below). However, the big news in this story was not the commitment, but Everson’s mom’s description of the USC campus. “People were telling us it’s a ghetto … Continue reading
Bogies On The Radar: 12 Teams A’pposin’ , 7 Teams A’bowlin’, 1… Final… Game…
Ba Dum Dum Dum.. The Bowl Season is upon us. Let us rejoice and take a look at what our 2006 opponents are up to this Christmas season. Georgia Tech (9-4, lost to ND, Bowl Game: Gator Bowl vs. WVU): … Continue reading
Oregon/BYU Dance Off Sours. No Plans for Pants Off. Yet.
During a traditional Dance Off held before the their bowl game, BYU players enraged Oregon players with their rendition of the Hakka, a Polynesian war dance. Oregon players, apparently upset at the lack of required holds, lifts, and spins, protested … Continue reading
This Just In: Mark May Sucks!
After deep and methodical research, the kind that ‘journalists’ employ every day in their lame diatribes against the Irish, it has been confirmed that Mr. Mark May of ESPN does, indeed, suck. Really, I’ve proved it. I did a Google … Continue reading
Repetitive Repitition Makes Quinn Tired, Weary
Brady Quinn is tired. Tired of hearing about how bad ND is and how they’re gonna lose the Sugar Bowl by 43 trillion. Tired of people like Mark May discussing how unworthy this Notre Dame team is to be in … Continue reading
Christmas Comes Early for GT’s Calvin Johnson: Reggie Ball Ineligible for Bowl Game
Calvin Johnson’s draft status took a bump today when it was announced that Reggie Ball answers questions to tests as well as he hits the sides of barns with footballs. As a result, Ball will not be playing in Georgia … Continue reading
