You Have Died of Dysentery

Somehow it just seems appropriate that folks from Missouri are suffering from illness as they work their way towards Oregon... State. Er, ok.  I'm stretching it here.  Still, I freaking always died of dysentery somewhere around Missouri when playing Oregon Trail.  I'll bet Missouri's coach tried to ford the river.  Never ford the river.  Pay the exorbitant prices for the ferry and don't die via uncontrollable bowel discharge. Live!  Live so that you might one day die of cardiac arrest from all that freaking bear meat.

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