We all have dreams. When I was 16, I figured that while I was in my 20s I was gonna date an entire slew of European fashion models who liked hamburgers, college football, skimpy clothing, and reading. Of course, my dreams got a little fantastical when I expected all of these models to also enjoy Star Wars and not ever get bitchy. I later discovered that Star Wars doesn’t really translate well into “Model.” And I don’t even need to explain the “bitchy” part if you’ve ever met Tyra Banks, who, by the way, is not European, despite that fake accent she always brings on America’s Next Top Model. So I gave up on the dream. Today my dream is a little more rational. It involves world peace and eternal happiness, and it’s all gonna be brought about by the words I write on this blog!
Seems NY Giants fans and NY Post writers are now enjoying their own such dreams. This sort of writing really doesn’t upset me. Charlie just isn’t leaving. In fact, I’ll bet that I have a better chance of finally dating all those well-read European models than the Giants do of luring Charlie away from ND (either scenario, by the way, would totally piss off my wife). And besides, what recruit doesn’t want to play for a coach that makes the NFL drool? This is just great publicity for ND and Charlie.

Still, you can really see the fantastical gears working away in the mind of someone like Steve Derbie, who, by the way, has the same barder as Rick Flair:

Pioli and Weis would be the dynamic young team that the Giants desperately need after 16 years and counting without a championship.

Pioli would find the Giants the same kind of smart, tough, high character, team-first players that Mangini and Tannenbaum have started to find for the Jets.

Weis would be the closest thing to a young Bill Parcells, a tough, smart Jersey Guy disciplinarian and motivator who would have the best chance of anyone on the planet of saving Eli Manning, because Weis is a brilliant offensive mind with the interpersonal skills necessary to nurture and steady a developing young quarterback.

Someone should really ask Brady Quinn about Weis’ “nurturing” techniques. I’m not sure Notpayton “China Doll” Manning could handle it.

You’ve never seen Ric Flair and Steve Serby in the same room at once. Think about it…

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