Gary Barnett Can’t Find a Job. There is a God.

Former Colorado football coach Gary Barnett is crying in his beer after a college football hiring season has essentially passed, and, despite Barnett shouting from on high that he was available and interested, he didn't receive one single phone call from a hiring program.  Some might say that's sort of sad for the old guy.  We say it's awesome.  Barnett looking for a second chance is the college football version of Jeffrey Dahmer pleading for someone to just try a little harder to understand his plight.
Consider this: Even Alabama hasn't called Barnett.  And nobody wants to work at Alabama.