This Just In: Mark May Sucks!
The Biscuit - 1:36 pm
After deep and methodical research, the kind that ‘journalists’ employ every day in their lame diatribes against the Irish, it has been confirmed that Mr. Mark May of ESPN does, indeed, suck.
Really, I’ve proved it. I did a Google search for Mark May Sucks and I got 1,460,000 web page hits in under .25 seconds! Imagine what Google would’ve found if it had taken a minute to search, or even 3 or 4!!!
So with that, it’s proven: he sucks.
The crazy thing is that those evergreen trees in the background will wilt, turn brown and die when May walks past them after this taping. Poor trees.
gwzimm
It is just in: Mark May creates a partial vacuum with his lips.
December 22, 2006 at 3:51 pmMikey
Mark May does suck! This is ESPN for crying out load. They can have their pick of the very best talent out there. Why do they make us suffer through his condescending diatribes laced with whatever personal biases he carries around in that empty noggin’ of his? I love college football and used to watch College Game Day Final religiously. Now I watch other networks post game coverage just to save myself from that idiot.
September 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm