December 21, 2006

Oregon/BYU Dance Off Sours. No Plans for Pants Off. Yet.

domer.mq

During a traditional Dance Off held before the their bowl game, BYU players enraged Oregon players with their rendition of the Hakka, a Polynesian war dance. Oregon players, apparently upset at the lack of required holds, lifts, and spins, protested the incident. As a result, BYU quarterback John Beck did what any football player would do to settle the issue with his opponent: He called Oregon coach Mike Bellotti to smooth things over and sent along a Precious Moments greeting card depicting two cherubic figures hugging one out, bitch.


Somewhat related posts...

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
 

No Comments

Leave a Reply

 

Close
E-mail It