Everson Griffen’s Mom Confused

Elite prospect Everson Griffen recentely committed to USC (see note in Q's summary below). However, the big news in this story was not the commitment, but Everson's mom's description of the USC campus.

“People were telling us it’s a ghetto area, but it’s not at all like a ghetto. They were telling me as soon as you walk out the gate, it’s ghetto. It’s a lovely campus and I loved it."

Okay, ummm, Mrs. Griffen? I'm sure you're a lovely lady and I wish your son the best of luck with all his football playing up until he plays ND (at which point I wish him the worst luck EVER), but, uh, yeah. It's a FREAKING GHETTO.

I live in LA. I have been to that campus several times. The campus itself, I would say is so-so at best. It's a bit old and dilapidated. It's crowded and things are falling apart, but it's not horrid. The neighborhood it sits in? Ghet-to!

It actually amazes me that anyone not from LA would ever want to go to USC, when UCLA sits just up the street with immaculately manicured lawns, rolling quads and brand new buildings.

So Mrs. Griffen, we are happy you're happy. And we'll be glad to watch your son lose to ND regularly in the future. But, we're sorry to say, he will be living in the ghetto. Warn him for us to watch out for those crackheads. They get crazy on Friday nights and you never know what they gonna do.

The pretty campus community, in pictures:

Julie is a Sophomore Arts History major. "I love our campus. Sleeping under the stars...well, my tarp, is great."

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