A wily beast known as The Orgeron has apparently struck again. This time his vicitm was innocent Texas Backup QB Jevan Snead known by the college football world as a kid who was just looking for a new home.

Few details are available about the attack, but residents of Mississippi have sent numerous reports of “enormous, ear splitting screeching” and “huge, bellowing blasts” coming from the direction of a cave just outside of Ole’ Miss’ campus. It is believed that these noises were actually an impromptu press-conference by The Orgeron, expressing his glee to have another QB in his grasp.

“I heard what sounded like, ‘Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Narf!’ and ‘Trowwwwwwwww Barwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ and ‘Candy!’ coming from just off campus”, said Ole’ Miss freshman Bunny Buxom.

If, in fact, Jevan Snead does agree to play football under the watchful, burning, yellowish eyes of The Orgeron, he’ll have all of the 2007 season to sit out and heal from whatever injuries he sustained from the attack, as per NCAA rules.

The Orgeron seen here chewing on a 4th string Wide Receiver

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