Golden Tate Joins Notre Dame, HLS Prepares Bad Puns for Future Use
Speed-demon Golden Tate of Tennessee has decided that he wants to play for the Irish. This makes the average ND fan very happy and Notre Dame bloggers slobber all over themselves. His name’s “Golden!” I just can’t wait for him to “shine” for the Irish! Woo hoo!
Welcome to the family, Golden!
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oh god I can hear the NBC boobs now
PM, shut off the TV, man.
Golden Tate. You know, it’s about time we started getting athletes with cool names. Ever notice how those are the guys that are the sickest players?
I mean, c’mon: Peerless Price. Can you beat that? And the guy was a PIMP. And from ND - Rocket Ismail? Zibby, Samardjiza (sp.?) and even Quinn (in an all-american boy kinda way).
I will be naming my 1st kid Fasty McFasterson and he will be a blazing quick RB you’ll see.
Welcome Golden!!!
I’m naming my 3 to-be-born sons “Stonebreaker,” “Thor,” and “Ironside.” Yep, those will be their first names. All of their middle names will be “Hellfire.”
What I like about Golden is his desire to play. He was quoted as saying he likes RB and WR, but he’ll play anywhere.
I see him being a great asset on special teams in returns next year, and in the long run as a kickass 3rd receiver out of the slot. But not ‘3rd’ as in third most important, just in the position title. Bc in a position like that, CW can target him to make him a big playmaker. Like 4 receptions a game for 280 yards and 2 TD’s. that kind of thing.
sweet.
What about “Deuce” McAllister, Pac-Man Jones?
Personally, i think Notre Dame is the biggest bunch of queer bags i have ever seen. Brady Quinn is garbage on a good day and, in my opinion, this picture of Samardzja looks flaming gay in this pic.
burn in hell you noobs
Mark May
i love Mark May. his car tires deflate so quickly!
You guys are in for a treat. Golden, a family member of mine, has true heart and wants the ball in his hands in crucial games. With ball in-hand he has an uncanny ability to taste the in-zone. Mark my words. “I CAN’T Wait!!”
That’s awesome to hear from someone who actually knows him. Thanks for posting!
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