Golden Tate Joins Notre Dame, HLS Prepares Bad Puns for Future Use

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oh god I can hear the NBC boobs now

The Biscuit

Golden Tate. You know, it’s about time we started getting athletes with cool names. Ever notice how those are the guys that are the sickest players?

I mean, c’mon: Peerless Price. Can you beat that? And the guy was a PIMP. And from ND – Rocket Ismail? Zibby, Samardjiza (sp.?) and even Quinn (in an all-american boy kinda way).

I will be naming my 1st kid Fasty McFasterson and he will be a blazing quick RB you’ll see.

Welcome Golden!!!

The Biscuit

What I like about Golden is his desire to play. He was quoted as saying he likes RB and WR, but he’ll play anywhere.

I see him being a great asset on special teams in returns next year, and in the long run as a kickass 3rd receiver out of the slot. But not ‘3rd’ as in third most important, just in the position title. Bc in a position like that, CW can target him to make him a big playmaker. Like 4 receptions a game for 280 yards and 2 TD’s. that kind of thing.

sweet.

Mark May

Personally, i think Notre Dame is the biggest bunch of queer bags i have ever seen. Brady Quinn is garbage on a good day and, in my opinion, this picture of Samardzja looks flaming gay in this pic.
burn in hell you noobs
Mark May

Larry Mac

You guys are in for a treat. Golden, a family member of mine, has true heart and wants the ball in his hands in crucial games. With ball in-hand he has an uncanny ability to taste the in-zone. Mark my words. “I CAN’T Wait!!”