We may have to start a new award for “most disgusting injury to a college football fan” after this one.

“I see my husband come around the front of the car, covered in blood and just adrenaline-pumped, and screaming and saying, ‘They hit me with a bottle, they hit me with a bottle,’” she said. “The glass that hit his eye went through every layer of eye, severing it all, all the way to the jelly.”

Guess I don’t have to worry about my caloric intake for the day.  Most of it’s sitting in the garbage can near my desk now.  Excuse me.  I need to go clean that out.  It’s pretty wretched.

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